OPENING PANDORA'S BOX

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  Lenny My mum was friends with her co-worker Dena and they hanged out a bit. I actually liked quite a few of the people my mum was friends with; some of them were pretty cool to hang out with. Dena was a good person; she had a bit of class, was intelligent, and had good taste. She was from New Zealand and lived with her husband Lenny and her mother, in Australia. Lenny was a flirt but he flirted with just about everyone (only women). He never touched me or said anything inappropriate to me. When Lenny was around us so was his wife Dena.                One year on my mother’s birthday we went to this club to see this cover band that my mother and her creepy boyfriend would always go out and see. Mary was a friend of my mum’s who also worked with Mum and Dena. Mary was pretty cool, she loved drinking, and having fun, was interesting, and was a pretty decent person. Mary turned up and asked us if Lenny...

THE BABY LAMB My dream blog I had a dream last night that we were going to see our aunt’s dads farm. It was made into a tourist site and the farm was extremely classy and nice, even the barns looked fit enough for royalty. It all looked nice and we walked towards this eatery part and there was a lot of meat on the menu, and it was written that all the meat came from the farm. Lots of tourists were buying the food products on the menu but I didn’t eat anything. We walked into this barn area where there were all these cows lined up, very much like they are at the Sydney Royal Easter Show, one next to each other with metal fences inbetween each cow. But intead of their bums facing us, their faces were facing us. We (my mother and I) walked away for a minute and when we returned (because there was only one exit way), the cows were all dead and lying on the ground, just their bodies, and their heads had been removed (most likely cut off when they were still alive) and their heads we...

 LINK (1986) We thought this was a good one and we have all seen it a million times. We liked the good monkey, but not Link. We liked the bit were (sic) he lights the cigarette and get blown up. [My diary when I was young] #link #link1986