DAD'S VISIT

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DAD’S VISIT

South Penrith, 11 June 1988

This was written by my dad

Well here we are visiting Julia and the Pain (Warren) and guess what? Autumn was there. Lucky really that was an effort, we had to wave a big mac in front of her to get her out of bed, but she didn’t budge. So out with the junior burger, well this required the ultimate, ‘mover’ THE LARGE FRENCH FRIES! She couldn’t resist it and out of bed like a shot and ate the lot, cleaned her teeth, got dressed and was sitting at the breakfast table before the lies fries went down. Then theres Julia, well she spends most of her time getting Autumn out of the cot, ‘Cone on Autumn!’ she yelled, ‘Snore, snore’ Julia couldn’t stand it anymore, she told the Prill that there was a gorgeous handsome boy at the door to see her, ‘snore, snore, snore’ ‘Who is it?’ she said rubbing her peepers, ‘It think it’s Alex Minogue or Kylie Papps or Don Lane’ Julia said. ‘Who cares, I’ll take three of them, giftwrapped.’ Julia went and had her breakfast, she couldn’t stand it anymore. Anyway have a good day. Snore snore snore!





 

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