DAD

 

DAD

My diary: Youth

DAD'S PROFILE

Nickname: Bug-a-lugs

Favourite Film: Adrian Mole

Favourite TV show: Any good English comedy

Favourite actors: Michael Caine and Linda Lovelace

Favourite Food: restaurant food

Favourite Aussie: Kylie Minogue

Dislikes: Wankers, soap stars, tax

ABOUT DAD

Always cheerful

Loves putting cream on his dessert

He's got an Academy Award he said he stole it from a ship

He loves a beer

He's a real headbanger

He likes the TV series All Creatures Great and Small

He gives lectures to us kids about the future

He doesn't like the names Shane or Sean

He kills flys with the Ikea magazine

He moves a lot

He likes painting houses

He is funny

He takes fluff out of his belly button

He likes to get his beauty sleep

He likes taking photos 

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